Davclip and Goliath (inspired by I Samuel 17)

And so the Philistines and the Hebrews meet on the table of battle...

Let us send one of our fighters and one of your fighters to decide the outcome of this battle!

We pick Goliath! (suckers)

Saul asks Davclip if he is sure he can take on Goliath. Davclip says, "I gots this"

Saul: "Want some armor?"

Davclip: "...naa..."

We choose Davclip! (crap)

Goliath: You're about to get pwnd

Davclip: Whatev

Now Goliath faught with a giant staple remover that he wielded with his giant disembodied hand

Observe...

GAHHH!

Davclip had a rubberband...

Davclip goes to the fresh sticky note paper to get a few good pieces...

"Thwap" goes the rubberband!

Boink!

Amd now to take his head...

To graphic to get into at work...

And thus concludes another tale of (clipicably) Biblical proportions! Thanks for checking it out! Again, any comments or suggestions to other stories I should do would be taken with glee! Until next time, God bless!