The Story of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abedneclip (inspired by the Book of Daniel- chapter 3)

Once there was a stapler that could do no wrong. It was, as the cubical worker who used it put it, a "monster". Observe:

Utter perfection in stapleing. The action was smooth and the insertion was flawless.

This is what the cubical worker (who will form here on out be referred to as the "Cubecian") was used to using. This was the definition of a sub-standard stapler. Observe:

While automated, this stapler's action was rough and it's products inefficient. Overall, many staples were terminated after limited use because of this flawed machine:

"Into the cauldron of wasted clips with you, my friend"

A decree is made throughout the whole desk, "The Stapler of Awesomeness, the 'Beast', is to be worshiped for it's superior stapleing abilities! Bow down all ye clips!"

But Shadrach, Meshach, and Abedneclip refuse to bow down to the Stapler of Awesomeness...

Into the furnace with Shadrach, Meshach, and Abedneclip...

Lost some fine soldiers in the action...

But whats this?! There's a fourth clip in the fire with them! A BIG clip!

Release them!



I, the Cubecian, have learned my lesson. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the story. Come back soon for another great Desktop adventure! And please, feel free to leave a suggestion to any other tales (even movie scenes) you would like to see acted out by the office supplies!